Mind telling me the time?
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Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
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About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Men Like BMWs
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Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Most Men and Real Men
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Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...