Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...