Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
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This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
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Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
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