Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...