Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...