The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to...