A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...