Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...