You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...