Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....