What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...