How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...