Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
New Year’s Resolutions
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The Cowboy excuses
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Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...