the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...