Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...