Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...