The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....