Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...