Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
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Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Do clever men make good husbands?
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Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
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Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
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A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.