Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...