Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...