Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...