Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....