The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....