Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.