Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...