Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...