What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!