Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...