What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...