Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...