Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...