Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...