The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...