Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...