What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...