They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...