Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...