Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...