Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...