Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
A little corporate humor
A little corporate humor———————-I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...