Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...