A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...