Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...