Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...