Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...