Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...