The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...