A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...