Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Viagra Mickey Finn!
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her...